“Father Gary Thomas, pastor at Sacred Heart Catholic Church in Saratoga, Calif., and the exorcist for the Diocese of San Jose, said he has seen notable improvements after exorcising homes and when he re-dedicated a church.

However, he is cautious about the idea of exorcising an entire country.”

http://www.ncregister.com/daily-news/does-the-us-need-a-nationwide-exorcism

Maybe someone should just exorcise all of spacetime and get it over with. Although this raises the obvious question: does exorcism travel faster than light? The potential applications are clear.

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